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Major dilemma in
California
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Eirk
A lexical fiend of a kind
Wrote a verse whose first letters aligned
Forming an adjective
Utterly suited to
Limericks thusly designed.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice-versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
My friend sent me this. It’s from www.strangecosmos.com. Looks like they have a lot of good pictures.
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This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” And the other person says: “So what are you up to?” What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them Then I hear the person say nervously…
“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions |
Q: Why did Scooby and Shaggy cross the road?
A: Because they were chickens!
